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persimmonlions:

'One Chance to Dance' is the song that Zayn wrote with Naughty Boy for the new album!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

This is the second interview I’ve seen where Naughty Boy talked about “One Chance To Dance” (he also talked about it on Zane Lowe’s show a couple weeks ago). And this one’s in a serious newspaper too.

NAUGHTY BOY OUT HERE DOING MORE PROMO FOR 1D’S MUSIC THAN 1D IS DOING FOR 1D’S MUSIC.

(Source: harrygotmestressed)

stylesinaflowercrown:

keepcalmandreadfic:

munchmunchlouisforlunch:

keepcalmandreadfic:

50 Shades of Grey trailer is out and stylesinaflowercrown and I are inventing a drinking game. So far the rules are:

Take a shot:

  • every time BDSM relationships are grossly misrepresented
  • every time Christian Grey is just Edward Cullen
  • Every time the the film confuses submissive behaviour with low self esteem, a lack of confidence, self belief or self respect. Of if the heroine explains her character flaws through self-deprecating humour. Or if the heroine utters any line with the theme ‘look how shit I am I am so shit’ and then he replies ‘your insecurity is really sexy’. 
  • every time Grey exhibits serial killer behaviour
  • every time Grey says a line that is meant to be intimidating but is just stupid
  • every time you laugh when you’re not supposed to
  • every time they should show genitals but don’t through clever *cough* camera angles
  • every time they symbolically use the colour grey.
  • Or the colour red.

to be continued…

Ur gonna die from alcohol poisoning

  • Every time time her friends warn her that she’s in an abusive relationship but fail to identify what is specifically wrong with it, thereby demonstrating that the makers of the film are themselves unaware of the problematic content they portray
  • if they include that scene in the bathroom with the tampon (take as many shots as necessary)
  • Every time she stutters like Bella Swan, tucks her hair behind her ears like Bella Swan or is in any way, shape or form Bella Swan
  • Every time they use clunky dialogue or unnecessary montages to demonstrate how rich he is
  • Every time you identify with one of the disapproving minor characters more than with either her or Christian Grey
  • Every time they stare at one another for a creepily long time

ANY time they make any vague reference to Ana’s “inner goddess”

keepcalmandreadfic:

50 Shades of Grey trailer is out and stylesinaflowercrown and I are inventing a drinking game. So far the rules are:

Take a shot:

  • every time BDSM relationships are grossly misrepresented
  • every time Christian Grey is just Edward Cullen
  • Every time the the film confuses submissive behaviour with low self esteem, a lack of confidence, self belief or self respect. Of if the heroine explains her character flaws through self-deprecating humour. Or if the heroine utters any line with the theme ‘look how shit I am I am so shit’ and then he replies ‘your insecurity is really sexy’. 
  • every time Grey exhibits serial killer behaviour
  • every time Grey says a line that is meant to be intimidating but is just stupid
  • every time you laugh when you’re not supposed to
  • every time they should show genitals but don’t through clever *cough* camera angles
  • every time they symbolically use the colour grey.
  • Or the colour red.

to be continued…

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